Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

Toronto Jokes More Toronto Jokes

Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Where's the red light district in Toronto?

Behind the Maple Leafs' net.