How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazillian.

How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

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What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!