How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many social justice activists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They can't change anything lol

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

What did the first lesbian vampire say to the second lesbian vampire?

See you next month.

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Why can't ewoks yell in the house?

Because they have to use their Endor voices.

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"