How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

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How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

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How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff?

Because they push back harder.

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When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask "Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?

because you can never be too careful.

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

What do you call it when you build a second portal on minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "