Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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What do Beethoven's 9th and a dead baby have in common?

They're both D-composed.

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.