Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose