How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.