What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

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Why was 1 all salty?

Someone told him it was 2's day.

How can you tell if someone uses Apple products?

Just wait and they'll tell you.

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Why did the drill instructor squirt condiments on his trainees in the morning?

That's how he mustard the troops.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.