Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.

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That's how he mustard the troops.

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in formation

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.