Slimy Jokes

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.