Because all the girls know he just wants to smash
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !
You can sense his presents.
their lips are moving
You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.
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Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.
M'lady
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Old Bae
My Zipper.
Smashed potatoes.
Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows