Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What is 30 feet long and has 42 teeth?

A bus full of rednecks

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What do you call the 72 virgins that Allah gave isis?

Goats

Why does Saudi Arabia import so many camels from Australia?

They've got to get their 72 virgins

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What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

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What military rank do you hold while using a pay toilet?

Lieutenant

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What happens to Captain America when he dies?

He goes to the Evans

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

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How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it