Incredible Hulk Jokes

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

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What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible hulk?

My zipper

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Why can't the incredible hulk find a girlfriend?

Because all the girls know he just wants to smash

What's the Incredible Hulk's favorite food?

Smashed potatoes.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

52 Jokes More 52 Jokes

What has 52 teeth and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?

B 52.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

How did the astrologer cross the road?

In his Taurus!

Hulk Jokes More Hulk Jokes

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Spangle Jokes More Spangle Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin