What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

Incredible Hulk Jokes More Incredible Hulk Jokes

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

Captain America Jokes More Captain America Jokes

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

Spangle Jokes More Spangle Jokes

What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you call a star-spangled pubic wig?

A'merkin