What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

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How does the Hulk make money?

He flips houses.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What is a mixture of Hulk and Captain America called?

Star-Spangled Banner.