What do you get when you cross Captain America and the Hulk?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen?

The Ink-credible Hulk.

What did the Hulk say when he got trapped in a burning building?

Hulk ash!

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Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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What do you get when you dress the Hulk in Captain America's clothes?

A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!