What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat?

A bigger target.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What do you call an atheist who no longer worships the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

A-pasta-ate.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

What did a lemon with a lisp say to the juicer?

Thtop taking the pith out of me!

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What do you call a #robot stranded in the ocean?

A row bot.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.