What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Worship Jokes More Worship Jokes

What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

Lemon Jokes More Lemon Jokes

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

Why's the ch pronounced differently in orchid than in orchard?

ROBOT: twitch, spark

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom?

A. Three if you slice them very thinly.

Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.