What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

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Because you can't spell Lemon without emo.

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He made melon-ade

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Because they all have trans-sisters

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Triceratop Jokes More Triceratop Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.