What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

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What do you call a person that worships NASCAR?

A racist!

Why do businesses move to India?

Because they worship prophets!

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What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What console does god use?

Praystation

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What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

How can we know atheism exists?

Where's the evidence

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".