Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.