Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you call a disabled person committing a drive by?

Handicappn.

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!