Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

Why does a redneck hold a knife while driving?

So he can cut corners.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.