Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.