Nixon Jokes

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!