Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What's the hardest part to cook in a vegetable ?

The wheelchair

What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up etouffee?

A roooooooux!

What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!