Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What do you call a badly cooked beef?

A misteak.

What do you call the cook on a Soviet battleship?

The khrushchev

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Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.