Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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What does Nixon's Head use to thicken up touffe?

A roooooooux!

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.