How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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How do you call a blond who has colored her hair to brown?

Artificial intelligence!

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.