How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

Which Way Do Transformers Put The Toilet Paper?

Autobots Roll Out!

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What do you call a white black person?

Brown recluse.

What's your ringtone?

That's nice. Mine's a light shade of brown.