Autobots Roll Out!
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
It got stuck in a crack.
Rage Upon the Latrine
To get to the bottom
You brown it on one side
He's a party pooper!
Cos it's tear-able.
They both wipe out Klingons.
They're both tearable.
Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Shake it off
Slow your roll.
I don't know." "So you're the one!"
The kind that has multi ply's.
DODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODODO
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
A real mess on your hands.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
Doodoo doodoo
Toilet paper.
Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
Toast is brown on both sides.
Bidet, mate.
So you're the one!
It's finger licking good.
No one knows it's never happened.
Who is not buying this
What " "You aren't coming to my house"
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
A clean sheet.
A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
Carrion luggage
Because it brings Mayflowers.
Because he liked it.
The former owner of a Note 7
Dr. Dre, of course.
Beethoven's last movement.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
He had a problem with his hamstring.
It got stuck to the chicken.
When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse.
Gnomelettes.
Briiiiines...
A mechanic.
If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."
One is living in a spaceship and one is living a lie.
Have you ever blown a Transformer?
