Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ?

Pack your trunk and clear out !"

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

Why should you always carry toilet paper to the twilight zone?

Doodoo doodoo

What do you have when you just used the toilet and realized there's no toilet paper?

A real mess on your hands.

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Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.

How does our solar system organize a party?

They Planet

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How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Party Pooper Jokes More Party Pooper Jokes

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!