Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

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What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers