What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

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How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What are these?

Me: The synonym rolls you asked for. Wife: CINNAMON.

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

Why didn't Thor like the party?

It was too Loki.