What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

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Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house