Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

we're walking four abreast."

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction