Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

What is the only bent straight line?

Its one direction of course.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.