Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Direction Jokes More Direction Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.