He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
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Coffee Mug
It's straight ahead, just my finger".
Walk this way
One Direction.
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Its one direction of course.
Arrows con Pollo
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
Goddamn right.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
One Direction
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There's only one Bender in Futurama
A Navajo.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because he had no direction.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Zayn Ma Luck
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Vector Hugo.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Jail break.
Looks to me like they go both ways.
He was asking for directions.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
No Direction.
They never stop to ask directions.
Wong Wei
A Navigator
Terminal velocity.
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.
Quackamole
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!
A tree has limbs.
Soup
Because 7, 10, 11!
Porridge
Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.
Because it was on the house.
A stutterer.
One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!
Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !
Cain you tell !
