He didn't look in both directions before crossing.
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It's straight ahead, just my finger".
Walk this way
One Direction.
They won't stop to ask for directions.
Its one direction of course.
Arrows con Pollo
He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."
Goddamn right.
Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.
One Direction
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There's only one Bender in Futurama
A Navajo.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
Because they won't stop to ask directions.
A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!
Because he had no direction.
A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!
A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
Even worse, the next song is called, "Can You Give Me Directions "
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions
Zayn Ma Luck
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.
I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.
Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions
Vector Hugo.
You just saw me walk into a closed door.
Jail break.
Looks to me like they go both ways.
He was asking for directions.
Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.
No Direction.
They never stop to ask directions.
Wong Wei
A Navigator
Terminal velocity.
A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."
Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!
Apparently 10 aren't enough :
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
He came up short on his register.
Bernadette
A spooky dookie.
It was an explosive success
flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.
Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !
An egg gets laid.
An unidentified flying omelet!
The gun gets triggered.
They were both shot in Vegas!
Ghetto
HIV
My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."
Gigi D'Agostino
