Germ Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

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Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What does an amoeba call its friend?

Cell mate.

Why did the amoeba flunk the math test?

Because it multiplied by dividing.

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Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?

They both wear stripes !

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Why did the Dark Ages existed?

Because there were 'nights.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands?

A pocket watch.

What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

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Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle ?

Bike carbonate of soda !