What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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What is the difference between someone who worships God &amp someone who worships the sun?

The sun exists.

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.