What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

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Why was Thor so worried about his hair looking good?

because he is a Norsissist.

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What did the pineapple say to the coconut?

Pia Colada!