What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

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What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Coconut Jokes More Coconut Jokes

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.