What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

because AIR IS FREE

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

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What is the difference between Rihanna and a coconut?

One is black and hairy and the other is a coconut

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.