How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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I'll take your money!

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because AIR IS FREE

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Vote for Bernie in a primary.

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)