How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

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How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

Why did my husband die?

Doctor responds: "Heavy drug use, ma'am" Widow: "But doctor, my husband didn't use drugs!" Doctor: "I know, but I did"

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue?

Because they can't dress themselves.

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Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

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What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

How can you tell a bernie sanders supporter from a hillary supporter?

There age

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How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I ? ;)