He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
It makes his Dagobah faster.
He touched a lot of people.
He lives on a street with no name.
It takes the edge off it
Cos they're always pro-Bono
