Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

What do you call someone pretending to nice to people just to get upvotes?

karma chameleon

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Why was Macaulay Culkin an easy target for Michael Jackson?

Because he was home alone.

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years?

Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

What is a toad's favorite kind of beer?

One with a lot of hops.

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.