Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

asking for a friend

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

Why can't Michael Jackson drive backwards in a car?

Cause he's dead.

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What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.

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How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

What happens when Anthony Weiner tries to shake someones hand?

They think long and hard before they touch weiner.