He thought they were a delivery service
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
In case he got a hole-in-one!
She thought children should be seen and not herded!
Tennis shoes (Also: can anyone think of a more succinct buildup It seems kinda unwieldy to me)
Disney movies can still touch children.
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
He thought they had delivery service.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.