What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.