What did the boy pee say to the girl pee?

Urine angel.

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."

Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.