Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant?

Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

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What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.