How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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Why black people can't be seen in black and white movies?

Becuase they're working in the mine.

What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?

A yeaster bunny!

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What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

s of the Carribean.

What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

What's the deal with black people?

They're not black, and they're not people!