How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

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What do you call a mathematician at the beach?

A tan gent.

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

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What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

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Whats the deal with all this airline food?

Sharks in Malaysia

Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."