How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!