How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

How does a mathematician cure constipation?

How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.

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Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!