What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

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When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

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What does a lingerie store and a guitar store have in common?

They both sell G-strings

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.