He kept trying to tune her G string.
She was trying to get ahead !
An ingestigation
She got hit by a Bus.
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)
Because they have space issues.
It took a date....
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
Put sheet music in front of him
They both sell G-strings
