How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same