How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

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Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

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How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!