How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

What did the A/C unit say when it suddenly turned on?

Sorry, I just needed to vent"

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What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four.

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How do you get a guitar player to turn down his amp?

Give him sheet music.

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same