What do Catholics and guitar players have in common?

Neither of them practice.

Previous Random Joke Next
Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Why was the Sublime cover band so bad?

They don't practice Santeria.

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

How do you get the guitar player off of your porch?

Pay for the pizza.