What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

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What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail?

Cell Phones.

Where does light go to jail?

prism

Pikachu Jokes More Pikachu Jokes

What does Pikachu say when he puts too much salsa on his food?

PIKA PIKA PIKA (Credit to my 5 year old son)

Why don't you want to take a Pokemon into the bathroom?

Because it might Pikachu.

Jamaican Jokes More Jamaican Jokes

What do you call a Jamaican with diahorrea?

Cool Runnings*

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Mon Jokes More Mon Jokes

What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon?

The 'mons of Venus.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!