The old one was made of steal.
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Edifice Rex
Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"
Because they cantaloupe.
The thief was spending less then his wife.
because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
When the old one expects you to "do your share"