What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

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What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

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How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you