What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

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What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

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Why did the alligator wear a vest?

He was an investigator!

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.