How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."