How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common?

Someone's gonna lose a trailer.

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

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How can you tell if someone does crossfit?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.