How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

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Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."