How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

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Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

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Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

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How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac?

He's always HARD at work.

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.