Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"