Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog

Secret Jokes More Secret Jokes

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What's his secret?

He's in a wheelchair