Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?

Because it is not called a teethbrush.

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How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

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What kind of dog is best at keeping secrets?

hush puppies

Why does no one trust victoria ?

Because victoria has secrets .