Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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How does a woman destroy a mans pride with 4 words?

Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ?

It saves so much time.

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How do you shut down all the nuclear reactors in the world?

Tell the FineBros. about them

Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.