Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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What color is this?

4: McDonalds The end

What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck

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Why do people in Afghanistan air dry after they shower?

Because of the towel ban

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Why didn't you tell me you have a small guitar?

Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall