Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because she's better at being a woman than most women are.
A virgin
28
It was unmiscible.
It was the best dam show I ever saw