Where's Finnick?

Odair he is! Obligatory: My brother told this to me while watching Mockingjay P2.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why don't robots have any brothers anymore?

Because they have trans-sisters.

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What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

Why did the traitor wear two watches?

Because he's a two timer.