Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch .

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What did the Asian pirate do when he saw a crowd?

He fry through it!

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.