Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

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Why did the crab jump out of the water?

Because the SeaWeed..

Where does Russia get its water from?

De-stalinization plants

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Why does a rooster watch TV ?

For hentertainment !

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

What do feet and fairytales have in common?

They're both leg ends.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why does Saudi Arabia have so much oil?

Because the women are not allowed to drive.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.