Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

End Jokes More End Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What's it called when two morticians argue for hours on who gets to bang a corpse?

A stalemate.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

Why do mice need oiling ?

Because they squeak !

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Blend Jokes More Blend Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.