Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

Whats the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

Ones a snack cracker and ones a crack snacker!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What idiot invented fire blankets?

You'd think they'd be hot enough from the flames.

What is it called when you think you see a popstar in the desert?

It's a Nicki Mirage.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

Why do Hutterites children pretend to be pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRR retarded

What do you call a retard who is super high?

a baked potato lol xD