The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
It all depends on how you look at it
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
Some people think God is real.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
The border.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
You need one but you're not quite sure why.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
A little Down.
Not being retarded