What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

One you'll see in a while, the other you'll see later. Credit to Mitch hedburg

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Whats the last thing that goes through a fly's brain before it hits my car windshield?

Its arse.

Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What triggers feminists?

Genders

Why couldn't the feminist change the light bulb?

Feminists can't change anything.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What is your secret weapon against terrorists?

We simply reply......Chuck Norris

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.