What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common?

They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts

Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Where do terrorists go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak-Bar.

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.