What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

When things go wrong, what can you always count on?

Your fingers.

What's the only thing that grows in Oakland?

A: The Crime Rate!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What's a 68?

She blows me and I owe her one.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

How do you spot a terrorist?

They'll freak out when they hear a helicopter

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What happens when a feminist shoots a gun?

The gun gets triggered.

What is the difference between a millennial and a gun?

A gun only has one trigger.