What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why have you got cotton wool in your ears do you have an infection ?

Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all in!

What is the one thing you shouldn't do at a funeral?

The corpse.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

What do you call an Asian man blowing another guy?

A Brojob.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist?

30 of them are triggered every second

What's the difference between a C4 and a feminist?

The C4 does something when it's triggered.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

Trigger Jokes More Trigger Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.