What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What have you got on?

I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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You need dill dough.

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Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.

What is the only thing on earth that goes "ha ha" on a Monday?

A bit late, but.... A blonde who heard a joke on Friday.

Public Toilet Jokes More Public Toilet Jokes

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.