What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What Did The Dying Gambler Say To His Wife?

10 bucks says I don't need this oxygen tank"

Monday Jokes More Monday Jokes

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Public Toilet Jokes More Public Toilet Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What do public toilets and homeless shelters have in common?

They're both full of bums